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Posted by DURGESH KUMAR AZAD Added 3 Month ago
Banta:santa paji us aurt ne aap ko thappd kyn mara... Santa:Pata nanhi kyn mere photo usky payer ky nece gir gai the myne kaha bahyn ji sande uthao photo lyne he!
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir???
Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao
AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu!
Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
What is Self Insult??
An angry boss – Tumne kabhi Gadha dekha hai?
Employee (head down)- No Sir!!!
BOSS- Nichey kya dhek rahe ho look at me….!!
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi..
Ke Achanak Boss ne puchha:
‘Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan-Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren’
Secretary sharmate hue boli: Sir, jese aap ki marzi
Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do..
Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se ?
Impossible…
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!
Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi
10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the
Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane….
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!
Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi
10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the
Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane….
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Posted by SKS-09090266003 Added 6 Month ago
10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.
Pilot: Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!
Sardar: Ye Qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! Bajao taaliyaan!
Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!
Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!
MORAL: Doctor. bano ya Engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.
‘bole so nihaaaaal….’
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Posted by Akash hindoliya Added 7 Month ago
Akash hindoliya
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Posted by AnsariA.H. Added 7 Month ago
एक बार एक लड़की ने अपने बॉयफ्रेंड को फोन किया, फोन बॉयफ्रेंड के भतीजे ने उठाया।लड़की ने प्यार से कहा,"जरा अपने अंकल को फोन देना।"बंटी ने पूछा,"मैं उन्हें आपका क्या नाम बताऊं?"लड़की ने इतरा कर कहा, "उनसे कहो कि उनकी जानेमन का फोन है।"बंटी बोला,"लेकिन फोन में तो आपके नंबर के आगे आइटम नंबर 3 लिखा है।"
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Posted by sanju chouhan Added 7 Month ago
sanju
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Posted by ajeet maharia Added 8 Month ago
Ak ladki bike par swar
hokar ja rhe the usne
apne muh par dupta
band rkha tha piche s ak
aadmi aaya or bola jane
mn dupta utar kar
mukhda to dikha de ne
dupta utar kar papa m
hu
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Posted by Sonoo gupta Added 8 Month ago

BSNL ka network
AIRTEL ka balance aur
FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. .
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Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye
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Posted by rinkudiwakar Added 8 Month ago
KBC me Amitabh ne mujhse 15wa sawal puchh...

India me fokat me Msg padhne wake ka naam batao..?


kasam se 7 carod thukra diya par apka naam nahi Bataya..
ha ha ha ha.........
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Posted by rocksdevil aakash Added 8 Month ago
1 Admi Nadi MAi dub raha tha,
bola- ganesh ji bachao?
ganesh ji sunkar dance karna lage,
Admi-aap naach q rahe ho,
ganesh- mere visarjan mai tu bhaut naacha tha......... :)
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Posted by sagarkumarmarkam Added 9 Month ago
Munna bhai k ghar ladki paida hui,
Cirkit- Bhai ab to usko sare mohalle k ladke line marenge,
Munna bhai, Arey tu tensan mat le,
Apun iska naam didi rakhenge.
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Posted by Avi singh Added 9 Month ago
Arz kiya.,. Talvar hu chaku na samjhna..wha wha..talvar hu chaku na samjhna dusman hu tera apne padosi ka na samjhna.wha wha.
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Posted by khanfaisal Added 9 Month ago
ladka i love you ladki sorry main kisi aur se pyaar karti hu ladka udas ho jata hain aur achanak bhagne lagta hain aur kehta hai teri mummi se bata dunga ladki rok ja kamine i love you 2
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